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From: Charles Lowry
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Remote Name: 64.24.86.150
Date: 20-Aug-2002
Time: 08:10 AM
Blonde goes to a body shop to get some small dents fixed in her car. The body man, being behind, and, wanting to have some fun with the girl told her, "Look, I'll give you a tip I learned a long time ago. You go home and try it, and, if it doesn't work, bring the car back next week and I'll work on it." The blonde was tickled! She was gonna get to learn something new, AND save money too! Body man said, "GO home, park your car in your driveway. Then wait for it to cool off, kneel down and blow on the exhaust pipe! The air going 'back into the car' will pop out all the dents!" "Wow! Thanks!", the blonde said, and set out for home, lickedy-split! Parked her car waited 'til the tailpipe was cool, and proceeded to blow and blow on the tailpipe. About that time her roommate, another blonde drove up. "What in the WORLD are you doing?', she asked. "I'm trying to blow the dents out of my car." Said the first. "Well, DUH!" said the roommate, "You HAVE to roll the WINDOWS up first!"
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