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From: Charles Lowry
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Remote Name: 66.217.80.31
Date: 07-Oct-2002
Time: 07:43 PM
Blonde goes to an appliance store, picks out a TV that is perfect for her home decor. Asks the salesman, "How much is that TV?" Salesman replies, "We don't sell to blondes." Blonde is confused and frustrated. She goes home and decides she MUST have that TV! So, she tucks her hair up under a big ol' hat and goes back the next day. "How much for that TV?", she asks salesman. "We don't sell to blondes." was his curt reply. Blonde is beside herself now. She goes home, dyes her hair and eyelashes brunette, puts on a big pair of shades and heads back to the store. "How much is that TV?" Salesman sighs and, once again, responds, "We don't sell to blondes." Blonde had HAD IT by now! "HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE???", she demands of the salesman.
"Because, that 'TV' is a microwave"
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