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Kids in Church

From: Ginny G.
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Remote Name: 169.207.139.206
Date: 25-Oct-2002
Time: 12:30 AM

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These cute tidbits come courtesy of Karen R. I'm just the designated "cutter and paster." Heh, heh, heh

Kids In Church

A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: "Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under five." ____________________________________________________________

After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"

"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen." ____________________________________________________________

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon." How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me," the father replied. "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" ____________________________________________________________

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?" _____________________________________________________________________

After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!" ________________________________________________________

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?"

"No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook."

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